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Bendable Jesus Goes to Christmas Town

12/21/2014

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“Take this glass and fill with it water. Trust me.”

Bendable Jesus has made his way to Christmas Town just in time for the holidays. During his stay, he encountered some of the residents, and we at StackCorp were there to snap pictures and get some quotes from the big man himself. Note: Bendable Jesus did not encounter a certain Dolly because she was off being depressed with Charlie Brown. Or was it because a certain daughter misplaced her? A missing doll report has been filed.

So without further ado, I present . . .

                                                                Bendable Jesus Goes to Christmas Town

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“All I’m saying is that “Silver and Gold” might not really be what this season is all about. 
It’s the exact opposite, actually.”

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“Buddy, I cured lepers and raised the dead. 
I can take care of your spots and still make it to my spin class.”

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“What would make Bendable JC even awesomer? Being a lion with wings.”

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“Yeah, I can see how this could be a problem.”

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“So you love him but you wait a year to go look for him?”

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“Your dogs are disproportionately tiny! How do they even pull you and your sled? PS, they’re totes adorbz!”

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“Seriously, just change your name to Jack. It’s that easy.”

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“Hermie, you didn’t choose to be a dentist. It’s just who you are. Oh, and I think there’s actually more to it than yanking out teeth.”

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“You realize that you stole this hat and almost froze a little girl to death to save yourself, right?”

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“So what if they pull all your teeth out? You could still rip them all apart. Sorry, went a little Old Testament there.”

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“I actually didn’t think the elf song was that bad.”

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"Merry Christmas Everyone!"

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Marin Johnson
12/22/2014 07:51:51 am

That is the most awesome thing ever!!! I'm so in the Christmas spirit now! I didn't think the elf song was bad either!

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